• Society & Culture

    So much anger…

    On behalf of my host country, I would like to extend an official apology to another nearby country: SORRY! OUR BAD! Now shut the fuck up and revise your own history books, you fucking commies! (and learn to throw rocks/eggs/bottles in a slightly more manly fashion while you’re at it!) Between this Japan/China shit and the whole papal buttgasm, there’s hardly a slot for good old-fashioned car chases and Amber alerts on CNN, dammit!

  • Work

    Impoltant!

    Recently, dealing with changes due to the new fiscal year have taken up my time at work, and today was no exception. Into my Inbox flies a matter of great concern to the corporate higher-ups: They say we have been bad monkeys, and our poor “upbringing” and “manners” are marring the company’s precious image as of late. Severe breaches in company protocol have been observed, thus they are compelled to remind us of the following: – Morning exercises are mandatory. – Break time is finished when the bell chimes. – Drink vending machines may only be used during break time. – Eating and drinking are only allowed in break rooms,…

  • Exploits

    A walk on the riverbed

    I took a long walk today and snapped a series of photos with my phone along the way. At a local construction site, I stumbled upon the Engrish Corporate Slogan of the Year: Apparently, this is not a joke (this is the brainchild of Sumitomo Forestry Co., LTD). Crossing one of the numerous bridges that span the Sumoto River, I spotted oil barriers in the water below: Great schools of mullet were congregating on either side of it. It turns out that the barriers are placed there because of the construction they are doing upriver. Basically, they are trying to level out the riverbed since it got so jammed up…

  • Chillin'

    Raped by the Eye Doctor

    Today as I was cleaning my glasses, I thought, “wouldn’t it suck if these broke,” immediately after which I accidentally snapped them in half. Bummer. To take a cue from Visa, let me sum up the experience by value: A new set of Mononofu titanium frames: 25,000 yen A pair of ultrathin lenses: 18,000 yen The KA-CHING! look on the optometrist’s face when I asked for a rush job just before closing time: PRICELESS On a more positive note, I got a haircut yesterday and therefore can drastically cut down on the amount of shampoo I use.

  • Photos

    T’s Vespa

    vespa04 Originally uploaded by cbuddha. I’m testing out all the various functions of Flickr to as an alternative to Mfop in order to preserve my moblog sidebar. There are two issues for my usage as far as I can see. Flickr doesn’t resize thumbnails to the size I’m using now. Also, I like storing my photos on my own server (not an option with Flickr). Anyway, this photo is of a used Vespa 100 that T bought on Yahoo Auctions last year. We rode it around the parking lot at Tenri U and I fixed it when it stopped running. 🙂