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Insult to injury
Mina reared back as I was holding her today and smashed the side of her head into my nose so hard I saw stars and involuntarily shed tears for a couple minutes. If I had much of a nose, it might have broken; as it was, it only bled profusely. Mina thought it was funny as hell, then she peed on me through her cloth diaper. Then she cried when I put her down to stop the nose bleed, and finally, she took a huge overflowing dump in her pee-soiled diaper, which I had to clean up after I stopped crying and bleeding.
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when they reminisce
Pete Rock FTW, yo.
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epif
Walking in on an ugly guy making out with an ugly girl in a public restroom is not just horrible, it’s enough to make you regret having to pee at all.
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Dropbox bonus code
If you haven’t signed up for Dropbox yet, you can do so through this link in order to get both you and I an extra 250mb worth of storage space. There’s an app for the iPhone and Android as well. https://www.dropbox.com/referrals/NTkxNjg3MzY5
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xx AM: Trapped between battling entities
To one side lies the Little Dozer, who cries out happily while seeing visions of puppies and other dreamtime pals, but also piledrives you off of pillows he suddenly wants. To the other, the Angry Rabbit who claws your eyes, pulls your hair, and screams until she gets a fresh bottle of milk. Some nights seem to last forever… And then typically between 6 and 6:30am, BAM!
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Whale vs Sailboat (for real)
You fuck with the bull, you get the horns. (click that link for the after shot) UPDATE: VIDEO has emerged!
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Maori Shortfin and Longfin Eels
This made for the most interesting reading in a long time: Maori Eels Also: Saving New Zealand’s Superfish: The Longfin Eel — UPDATE: eel•water•rock•man from Orion Magazine on Vimeo.
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The Cure vs Bat for Lashes Mashup
The Forest is one of my favorite Cure songs, and this is one of the best mashups I’ve ever seen or heard.
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Laundry
@Seaside, CA.
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Stolen Laptop Finder
I’m so installing Prey: “Prey is a lightweight application that will help you track and find your laptop if it ever gets stolen. It works in all operating systems and not only is it Open Source but also completely free.” It reminds me of the script used to surreptitiously take photos in Cryptonomicon.
