Chuck Norris is the Sound of One Hand Clapping

An announcement on his site (LINK):

IN RESPONSE TO THE “RANDOM FACTS” THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET
I’m aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as “Chuck Norris facts.” I’ve seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I’m not quite sure what to make of it. It’s quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, “Against All Odds?” They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, “The Justice Riders,” released this month. I’m very proud of these literary efforts.
– Chuck Norris

In case you haven’t seen the list of random facts in question, Tom has a comprehensive one up on his blog.
“The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.” Heh. The second is porn moustaches.

6 thoughts on “Chuck Norris is the Sound of One Hand Clapping”

  1. Haha. The Chuckster is funny even when he’s not trying to be…still though, my best image is of him and Bruce kicking the hell out of each other in the Coliseum in Rome. Of course, Chuck’s power was significantly less back then as those were the “Pre-porn ‘stache days”…

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  2. Yeah, what a stud to have been in that movie with Bruce… Makes his later action movie stuff kinda pale in comparison, even roles like the venerable Lone Wolf McQuade.

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  3. Carlos Norris – aka Chuck Norris went to North Torrance High School in the 60’s. From what I understand, he’s a pretty nice guy. Probably owns a gym or two in LA and makes a nice living. Would have been interesting to see him him and Bruce Lee in UFC.

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  4. “Would have been interesting to see him him and Bruce Lee in UFC.”
    They both would’ve been taken out by Royce Gracie.
    J– What do you suppose Chuck Norris would’ve done to that guy you wanted to elbow in the neck?
    Kevin
    (roundhouse kick)

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  5. No way dude – Bruce would have nunchucked his vale tudo ass.
    Chuck Norris would have stomped on the ground and broken the seventh seal, summoned the four horsemen of the apocalype and cut off that bastard’s testicles as an offering.

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  6. Jack Bauer Facts

    “Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.” Who’s more of a badass, Jack or Chuck?…

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