Monthly Archives: September 2004

Wendy's

Out of all of the American fast food franchises in Japan, I prefer to go to Wendy’s because it is relatively cheap, and their burgers are more palatable than the other option (McDonalds). I rely on the 150 yen menu, … Continue reading

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All Dressed Up But Nowhere to Whore

I’m on another business trip. It’s late, I’m sweaty. In a suit. Wasted from a day of picking up on the subtle nuances of Japanese corporate doublespeak, flipping the sentences backwards and into another language, then funneling it down the … Continue reading

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Deja Vu

Well not quite, but the civic that I spotted on the streets of Osaka seemed pretty close to the one in True Crime: Streets Of LA (this game is pretty fun, and mixes genres from GTA and Max Payne pretty … Continue reading

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Buckets, ducats

Bill hit it big at pachinko today – this is only half.

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Kobe License Plates

Today I changed my car’s registration from Nara to Kobe. I don’t like the new number plates as much as the old ones – Kobe plates are a kind of status symbol in Kansai, much as Shinagawa plates are in … Continue reading

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How to Rice

The official guide to rice is posted in front of the rikuun (equivalent of DMV) in Kobe. I was there today to change my Nara plates to Kobe ones. It was a major pain in the ass.

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Norwegian Cedar

He loves the Beatles.

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No Birdie in Japan

There is no middle finger taboo in Japan; this makes for some pretty funny moments and I was lucky enough to catch this one by accident.

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Shakoshomei

Even though I’ve lived here on Awaji Island for nearly five years, I was registered at my friend’s house in Nara until last month. Basically, there was no reason to change my address officially until this year, when the immigration … Continue reading

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Daihatsu Microbus

In Japan, there is a micro-subcompact class of cars known as “keijidosha,” or simply, “K.” Under current regulations their engine size is restricted to 660cc, and their appeal in this land of super expensive gasoline and narrow roads is fairly … Continue reading

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Unleashing Your Inner Loser

This proves that just about anybody can publish a book these days: How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men This is so pathetic on so many levels, I don’t know where to start. I think … Continue reading

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Bass Otaku

An excellent article on Takahiro Omori and the pro bass fishing scene in the US and Japan: Bass Fishing in America

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I, Mexican't

This weekend, when asked to describe a burrito to a SE Asian man (probably my future father-in-law, if such things matter), I described it as a “Mexican springroll.” Sometimes I just have my moments. That got me hungry, so I … Continue reading

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Staremaster

Is it just me, or is this artwork on a stepping exercise machine kinda disturbing?

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Adventures in Soy

What is Nigari? Nigari is a liquid extract left over from the processing of tofu. Nigari is rich in minerals and is claimed to be an excellent dietary supplement. Supposedly, the high magnesium content of nigari works in the intestines … Continue reading

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Reporting for Duty

CBFTW is back blogging in a big way. For those of you who don’t know, he’s running the best stationed-in-Iraq blog since Just Another Soldier got shut down (IMHO). Link: MY WAR: Fear and Loathing in Iraq

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Jalisco Smiles

Next round of shooters is on me: Mexican tequila set to flood Japanese market under FTA If I ever see another bottle of that Suntory-branded tequila stocked at a bar again, I’ll bitch slap the barkeep. At least spring another … Continue reading

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Instapundit on CNN Japan

Watched the Professor Reynolds interview on the international version of CNN this morning. It was kind of short, but he ended by saying that CBS should own up to their mistake – it was a milestone for bloggers, IMHO. This … Continue reading

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This is not an endorsement

In my inbox today: “I think I’m going to vote Republican this year. The Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth.” – Monica Lewinsky Now that’s just crude. More, please.

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Primary Cause: "30 minutes or it's free"

USMC cargo helicopter crashes and explodes in crowded Okinawa city; three crewmen injured. Most significant backlash? Marines are criticized for allowing pizza deliveries through while blocking “Japanese police detectives, local political leaders and diplomats from Tokyo.” Well, duh. US Marines … Continue reading

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