The Guardian unveils the vampire Lazar, spokesartiste for La Mexicaine de la Perforation: Paris’s new slant on underground movies
Personally, I think Ford should use the name Lazar for their new SUV and describe it as an “urban explorer.” Hey, if I were Eminem, I would rhyme that with “anal inducer” (Ah, no wait, he’s still stuck on rhyming “Slim Shady” with “slim shady”).
And I think a better name for this article would have been:
Parisian Window Dressers and Massons Agree: Eraserhead Experience 100% More Subversive in Sewer Theatres
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Your yen ain’t good enough
This article at Time Asia might as well have been titled “Why file sharing owns iTunes in Japan”:
Where’s the Music?
This article explains the reason I download MP3s with file-sharing apps instead of paying for them online (BTW, I purchase music I like, which is not really a justification but sounds kinda responsiblish).
If you are a BitTorrent user who downloads music, you probably know that TorrentBox, TorrentReactor, and SuprNova are great sites for finding what you want. Personally I like the Azureus client. If you are after Japanese music, there is no substitute for Winny2, but you better have a LOT of room on your hard drive if you use it. Sorry, I’m too busy to link right now, but these sites are all top results if you run a Google search.
What to do when you’re bored in Iraq
There’s a great article about soldiers fishing in Iraq over at the ESPN site:
Fishing Saddam’s Waters
Excerpt:
“We’ve heard that Saddam only allowed his family (tribe) to fish these lakes. All others (caught fishing) were put in jail. When Palace Lake was drained (searching for weapons), they found over a hundred dead bodies in the lake.” (No wonder the fish were big!)
All of the soldiers interviewed said they didn’t eat what they caught – bodies aside, I can understand that sentiment. Adam and I have been fishing the murky waters of our local river, where we never see anyone fishing. When people see us, they invariably ask: 1. what we can catch there and 2. if it’s good to eat. Japanese fishing is so single-minded!
We don’t target yummy species because we just want to enjoy fishing for the sake of fishing. It’s a self-fulfilling luxury provided by the advent of supermarkets, ya know?
Kill Bill Volume ASCII
ASCII art translation of Kill Bill:
http://disappointment.com/randomacts/ascus/killbill/page01.htm
props.
Food Carving – East Meets West
I guess the only thing that can beat that Japanese fruit carving site is the Spam Carving Contest.
Charles Jenkins Interview
FEER has an exclusive interview with deserter Charles Jenkins:
Four Decades in North Korea
Props, props.
Goddamn Computers
Now they’re just fucking with me:
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All But(t) Puppets!
The best protest sign, ever:
http://www.deanesmay.com/posts/1094017927.shtml
Memories of Hotmail
My first GMail tragedy… Come on Google, you can do better than this!
May the schwartz be with you…
Fer chrissakes man, you forgot to use the time-honored meatplow:
ode to my schlong
Must be Alzheimer’s, you dirty old bastard… Happy Birthday!