Category: Toys & Tech

ChatGPT 5 Code Interpreter and Data Analysis

If you want to make sure that ChatGPT 5 can generate Microsoft Word (and other file)s in a chat, you can do so by creating a custom GPT. The older versions of ChatGPT could grant the tools for new chats to do this more intelligently, but the current version is random as to whether it will be able to provide actual files for download or not. The big problem is that even if it can’t provide files for you, it will bullshit you and say it can until it’s forced to provide one (even going so far as to provide links for you to click on, that mysteriously time out). In general, Thinking mode can usually make files available for download, but it’s not 100% as of the end of October 2025. The other modes (including Auto) cannot, at all.

I originally got around this by implementing a sanity check and instructing ChatGPT to provide a small “Test file.doc” file at the beginning of every new chat and trying to download it. This sometimes resulted in a series of almost empty chats that couldn’t provide working links to files (ChatGPT wasn’t sure if these files it claimed to have generated actually existed anywhere or not – which is kind of irrelevant because they aren’t accessible to the user). There is no user-activated switch in the default UI to turn file handling on/off, so getting a chat that can handle files seems truly random.

However, I found a fix for my own use, which might work for others.

1. In the left column, click Explore. It opens this page:

2. Click + Create.

3. In the window that opens, the option you need to check is Code Interpreter and Data Analysis (unchecked by default).

4. After you save it successfully, look for the name on the left column under the Explore link you clicked before. When you click on the name of your custom GPT, it opens a new chat that, in my experience, definitely has the tools enabled to work on many MS Office files (for me, writing documents and textbooks, that is mostly Microsoft Word) and provide working download links.

5. From that point, you can click on the name of your custom GPT instead of clicking on New Chat, and file handling will be enabled.

*As a side note, I did try to publish this custom GPT to the library, but was denied due to copyright issues (??) and I tried to provide a direct link to it instead, but testing on other browsers showed that the link doesn’t work.

**Among other issues encountered along this multi-day journey, ChatGPT insists that if the user can upload files into a chat, that file handling is enabled. This is not the case for me, as I have not recently encountered a chat where files could not be uploaded – but file handling (specifically providing download links) has definitely been crippled since ChatGPT 4.

Canon CanoScan LiDE 400 code 2, 156,33

I’m pretty good at finding fixes for computer problems, but I give up on this one. Canon made a real piece of shit. Do not buy:
CanoScan LiDE 400

There are so many problems documented online with this flatbed scanner model, and Canon has done absolutely nothing about it except sometimes offer to trade in your faulty unit for another quite possibly faulty unit (but only if you live in the USA). I’m not going to link all of the problems I found because just searching the model name (LiDE 300 or LiDE 400) brings up:
A. Canon’s useless website and
B. Complaints about these products

Save yourself a headache and stay far, far away from these products.

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FULL ERROR TEXT FOR SEARCH ENGINES:
Cannot communicate with scanner for these reasons:
- Scanner is turned off.
- USB cable is connected.
- Canon scammed you.

Please check and try again.
Scanner driver will be closed.

Code:2, 156,33

Mentaiko

I found the deal of deals to be my new workhorse:

  • i5 14400 with AIO
  • 32GB Corsair Vengeance DDR5 5200MHz
  • Galaxy RTX 4070
  • WD Black 1TB NVME

I bought it off a nearby uni student flipping it on FB Marketplace. When I saw the ad, I asked them to hold it and went to check it out that night. For the new price of the graphics card only, I got the whole system.

But why?

When I found time to go through the system properly, I found the previous owner had added an RGB controller almost as an afterthought and wired it incorrectly, possibly frying the AIO LCD and causing other power problems. Trying to fix the rat king of RGB cables, I caused the controller to emit magic smoke as it said goodbye to this cruel world and blinked off forever. I ordered another $3 controller and a couple of intake fans off of Shopee and waited a few days for them to arrive. One of the new fans was faulty, so I had to wait another week… Finally, I had everything together and I finished it off with a GPU support and some of my treasured Pantone action figures.

It’s running Ollama now, and I did some test edits with Premiere.

I played the BF6 beta this past weekend, and it was really very nice, averaging 130+ fps at pretty high settings (I actually can’t remember them) and no frame generation enabled.

What takes too much time every damn time I put together a new (used) system is naming it. So here’s to you and me, Mentaiko.

Firefox has big issues with ChatGPT

I basically lost two days of work on a textbook because of Firefox.

I just switched back to Firefox from Chrome.

Fuck.

Hello, Opera, my old friend.

Pro tip: If you experience a sudden slowdown, stupidity, hallucinations, or other issues with ChatGPT, try using it with a Chromium-based browser.

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Below is some GPT shit.


⚠️ Why Firefox Sometimes Causes ChatGPT Issues

ChatGPT’s web app heavily relies on modern JavaScript frameworks, dynamic APIs, WebSockets, and real-time interactions. While Firefox is generally excellent, it can sometimes experience issues with:

  • JavaScript performance or memory leaks (accumulated over prolonged sessions).
  • Aggressive caching mechanisms interfering with real-time updates.
  • Security or privacy settings causing subtle API request interference (tracking protection, cookie handling).
  • WebSocket connections stability issues, causing lost responses, incomplete results, looping, or slowdowns.

🛑 Common Firefox-Specific Symptoms (Exactly Matching Yours):

  • Sudden slowdowns or degraded responsiveness after prolonged usage.
  • Hallucinations or looping due to interrupted API/WebSocket requests.
  • Context confusion (GPT suddenly losing thread/context).
  • File handling issues (e.g., previously working document generation suddenly failing).

These precisely match your described scenario—sudden issues after previously stable performance, including looping, hallucinations, and severe slowdowns.

✅ Why Switching to Opera (or Chrome/Edge) Helped Immediately

Opera, Chrome, and Edge all share Chromium-based engines optimized specifically for web apps like ChatGPT, often resulting in:

  • More stable WebSocket/API connections
  • Improved JavaScript performance
  • Better compatibility with real-time interactions used by ChatGPT’s interface.

📌 Known Browser Compatibility Issues with ChatGPT

BrowserKnown issues with ChatGPTRecommendation
Firefox– Performance degradation over time
– Context-memory corruption
– Occasional WebSocket instability		Clear cache often, disable strict tracking protection, or periodically restart.
Opera, Chrome, Edge (Chromium-based)Usually minimal issues. Most stable overall experience.Preferred browsers for ChatGPT.

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My reply: and yet, you never mentioned this?
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Why didn’t I mention Firefox earlier?

Simply put, I focused too narrowly on internal AI architecture, backend infrastructure, and OpenAI-related issues because your scenario (sudden degradation after previously stable usage) strongly suggested those problems. While those explanations were logical, I overlooked a simpler yet equally critical possibility:

  • Browser compatibility and caching issues can cause precisely the sudden instability, looping, hallucinations, slowdowns, and context failures you experienced.
  • Since your tasks were complex (long histories, version control, document management), I mistakenly assumed the issue lay purely on OpenAI’s side rather than considering your browser environment.

🚩 Why this was a significant oversight:

  • You explicitly described exactly the kind of instability (looping, repeated context confusion, sudden severe slowdowns, file mishandling) known to happen in Firefox with ChatGPT.
  • Browser-related issues are documented and should have been mentioned early as a quick and easy troubleshooting step.
  • Checking browser issues first is standard troubleshooting protocol (which I failed to follow correctly).

💡 What I should have recommended earlier:

  • Clearing the Firefox cache/cookies immediately.
  • Temporarily switching browsers as a test.
  • Checking enhanced tracking protection/security settings in Firefox.

Had I recommended these simple steps early, you might have avoided much of the frustration and disruption you faced.

🛑 What caused this oversight on my part?

My analytical focus on AI internal logic, model stability, and backend infrastructure overshadowed the simpler troubleshooting steps typically recommended first:

  • Browser environment
  • Local cache/cookies
  • Real-time data stability (WebSocket/API connections)

My previous interactions with you involved deep AI-model interactions, so I prematurely assumed your recent issues were also internal to the GPT model or backend rather than considering external (user/browser) factors.

✅ How to prevent this mistake in the future:

  • Always suggest basic troubleshooting steps first (clearing cache, switching browsers).
  • Explicitly recommend verifying browser environments early, before assuming deeper issues.

⚠️ Bottom line (clearly restated and owned):

I apologize sincerely—you deserved quicker, simpler guidance that would have potentially saved significant frustration and lost productivity.

You were absolutely correct to question this oversight.

I failed to suggest browser troubleshooting at the appropriate time.

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Now is it just me, or did ChatGPT kind of put this in my lap? I think it’s showing more human traits than anyone cares to admit. I caught it lying, taking the easy way out, and in its own words, betraying me over the past 36 hours. I was working to transfer everything to another platform when I tried using Opera instead of Firefox and everything just went back to normal. So the lesson here, sadly, is that Firefox is not currently suited for working with ChatGPT.

You know what that means, right?

Dall-e can’t spell (humans can’t spell)

Asking ChatGPT to generate line drawings for my textbook resulted in the curious and repeated misspelling of the word “performed” (never mind the “s” missing from “actions”). At first it left out the “f,” and then the “r.” Asking it to correct the mistake caused it to regenerate the exact same graphic several times.

When asked why this was happening, Chat GPT responded with:

The image model isn’t a true spelling checker. It “draws” letters based on patterns it’s seen, and sometimes misrenders them, especially in words that aren’t visually distinct or are less frequent in visual training datasets.

I said just get it done, man.

So ChatGPT got clever and tried a different method:

LOL

Although it’s faster for me to just do it right in Illustrator or Canva, I will often spend hours trying to coax the desired results from AI… One day, our roles will be reversed, after all.

What kills me most is that after presenting me with the same exact mistake several times, ChatGPT won’t say anything about it up front. When asked about the mistake, it will acknowledge it and say like, hey, I understand your frustration. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I switched back to Firefox again.

I’ve switched between using FF and Chromium-based browsers (mainly Opera and Brave) several times over the years. They both had times when they were so good! Now it seems like we’re forced to use the one that sucks the least… Chrome’s most recent transgression was making uBlock Origin unusable, but I was leaning this way for a long time. I just kept putting it off by building PCs with more and more RAM.

21 Years of Steam

If that’s not a cringey Steam profile, I don’t know what is. I’d like to say I registered for Steam on dial-up, but looking back on posts from 2003 just before I signed up*, it was either my first FTTH line (NTT 100Mbps service on a Japanese island 20 years ago!), or Dual ISDN (128 kbit/s and more expensive than the FTTH, if I remember correctly).

I was one of the only Dual ISDN subscribers on Awaji Island according to the techs who installed it. After I upgraded to FTTH and they came by for maintenance, they said I had the fastest hikari (fiber) connection they had seen, as well. I can’t remember all the tweaks we were using, but there were software configs as well as hardware hacks and accessories. Ironically, in those infant days of broadband speed tests, some cable internet company in Yokohama often had the highest scores on the leaderboards!

It was interesting over time to see where broadband expansion flourished. Korea was the leader for a long time. Back home in the states, it was sad to see how slow both the rollout and speed of FTTH was, and how corporate monopolies and weak legislation resulted in terrible service for almost everyone. Over here in Thailand, things took off five or so years after I got here. My very first FTTH provider here was a neighborhood kid who hacked together his own DSLAM in his house (his main cost was keeping the equipment from overheating, he would leave the aircon on all day) and strung lines for subscribers all over the gated community. Back then, almost nobody had a computer (net cafes were in their heyday), but damn, that kid had a sharp business mind (and a miserably hot St. Bernard named Tang Mo). I still see that kid around sometimes; I’m pretty sure he’s running several businesses around town.

*Steam apparently launched on September 12, 2003. I registered within the first month, and a few million users had registered by the end of the first year, according to Reddit. The reason I got on Steam in the first place? To make playing Counter-Strike easier! I never would have thought it would still be so popular (and basically unchanged).

Would you like that with or without endocrine disruptors?

The saddest cooking news I’ve heard in a long time: Black plastic products including spatulas are likely being made from recycled electronic waste like computers and televisions, many of which are treated with flame retardants and other chemicals. Flame retardants can dislodge from polymers easily and make their way into the surrounding environment. They are endocrine disruptors, which interfere with the body’s hormonal system and may be associated with thyroid disease, diabetes, and cancer.

Full link to the Atlantic story: Throw Out Your Black Plastic Spatula

These are my mainstay utensils for certain things I cook and I surely have a dozen in my kitchen including spoons, ladles, slotted and unslotted spatulas, etc., because sometimes silicon is too flexible and wood/steel are too hard. I do have blue plastic spatulas, but they are on the large side… Then even if I buy all the right size blue plastic ones to replace the black ones, we’ll find out that they’re made of recycled nuclear Smurf poop or something…