-
Like dust in the wind, dude.
Behold: Vulture’s Complete Field Guide to the Facial Expressions of Keanu Reeves Whoa. I laughed my ass off.
-
facebook conundrum
I have a lot of n00b friends on Facebook, and I fully contend that Facebook is for n00bs and sissies. However, if I want to see photos and happenings of said friends, this is apparently the only way. So. I guess I’ll join and rejoice in e-props and friending the crap out of virtual pet avatars. //////////////////////// Why do I hate Facebook, hi-5, and all the other socnets with such a passion? Because of little gems like this: By posting User Content to any part of the Site, you automatically grant, and you represent and warrant that you have the right to grant, to the Company an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive,…
-
the sarakham two-step
* yes, I’m aware this basically seals my status as baby blogger.
-
Jump intensity
Because jumping is so extreme, doodie! * please click for bigger and note extreme drool mod
-
Foreign tw@ts at Tsukiji
Earlier this year I wrote about how foreign tourists are no longer really welcome at Tsukiji fish market. To better understand why this situation came about, I present this video sent by KTY: At first I was going to title this post French and English tw@ts at Tsukiji, but really it’s just dumb luck that the video happened not to feature douchebag Americans. I would have paid money to have the old man slap the shit out of Pierre at the end, though, right after he claimed to not speak Japanese: WELL THEN DO YOU SPEAK FOOTINYOASS, BIIIIOTCH?
-
Sweet cryer o’ mine
Some children have more annoying cries than others; that’s just the way it is. I wonder, however, if the parents of children with really annoying cries find their own children’s cries less annoying than the cries of others. It would be only natural I suppose, but it’s kind of impossible to gauge in the real world: “Hey, you know how your kid’s crying is, subjectively, really quite annoying, right? Yeah, well do you personally find it less annoying than the sound of other, less subjectively annoying crying? Yeah? I thought that might be the case… Oh. What? You think it’s because he’s massively intelligent and superior to all other babies…
-
Baby Mantis
The other day I felt a spider running on my shoulder so I caught it in my hand. It turned out to be a baby praying mantis the size of a match head, still nearly translucent with black stripes over its joints. It was like the coolest thing I’ve ever seen. I held it in my palm and poked at it with my pinky finger, and it boxed with me for a while. I decided it was too risky to go inside for my camera and just let the little guy go in my new row of baby winged beans.
-
people flying really fast
-
Obama Diggs You
Wow, I guess teh internets is no longer just a series of tubes: “Will you consider legalizing marijuana so that the government can regulate it, tax it, put age limits on it, and create millions of new jobs and create a billion dollar industry right here in the U.S.?” – Current leading question on Digg-like board at change.gov
-
orange spoon
the orange spoon is always orange.






















