- When Mina has a gun, everybody run (imagined threat; props to STP)
- When Mina has a knife, quickly take it away, or run for your life (I am ashamed to say this actually happened when we were eating steak together)
- When Mina has a stick, cover up your ________ . (Max, earlier this evening: Daddy, why are you crying?)
post-judo toss
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OK, I’ll ask it–are you missing a testicle? Are you half-sack?
Neither “sack” nor “testicle” rhyme with “stick.”
It was a different kind of pain.
ah, well then are you really half the man you used to be? Ouch, if has to rhyme, it’s worse than I thought…