Safety rules when around baby girl (rhymified for children)

  1. When Mina has a gun, everybody run (imagined threat; props to STP)
  2. When Mina has a knife, quickly take it away, or run for your life (I am ashamed to say this actually happened when we were eating steak together)
  3. When Mina has a stick, cover up your ________ . (Max, earlier this evening: Daddy, why are you crying?)
post-judo toss

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