SEO update for CB’s Hasty Musings

The top ten search phrases for this blog, via Google Analytics:

  1. naked fat men (corresponding link)
  2. fat men naked (same link as above)
  3. snow crash movie (corresponding link 1, 2)
  4. miami vice theme song (corresponding link)
  5. cosmic buddha (too many links to list)
  6. food carving (corresponding link 1, 2)
  7. fish sausage (corresponding link 1, 2, 3)
  8. fragalicious (corresponding link)
  9. adam was arrested for (corresponding link)
  10. sword tricks (corresponding link)

In addition, here are a few others I found interesting:

  • ramen vending machine
  • the devil is beating his wife
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  • drink pee
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  • gory gory what a helluva way to die
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  • eating a dog recipes
  • ping pong handjob
  • society of the big buddha
  • the 4th cavalry pakistan
  • fake giant catfish in pickup truck
  • “des moines” tatami beds
  • iraq fishing
  • dachshund road kill
  • j lo interviews
  • dequervain’s tenosynovitis
  • hummingbird moth japan
  • how to date a white woman
  • buddhist pimp
  • why do japan “turn off their headlights” at intersections
  • “wakamezake”
  • buy pocari sweat monterey park
  • french sushi
  • name of japanese lint removal
  • penguin wrangler job
  • dethmor
  • “fairbank sykes”
  • invention no. 13 in a minor
  • la cucina povera
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  • how to make a basby stop crying
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  • where to rent an elephant
  • photosof indian ladies who shaved their head for god sake
  • us ketchup problem in japan
  • stankometer

Now, I can pretty mcuh guess which posts each term correspond to, but I’m WAY too lazy to actually find the links. Curious about any of the terms above? Look them up on my search engine.

Weird Thai Snacks

SEMON – The breakfast of champions. Extra creamy filling.

CHICKEN SHAKE – According to the package, it is/contains neither. It is, however, a magnificent concept, even more repulsive than the famous meat shake joke.
BIG SHEET – When you get the urge for coprophagy, nothing else will doo. 😉

Merge this, bitches

You mean, if I want to continue enjoying the account that I paid for, I have to sign in with my existing Yahoo! account,
Fucktards. This is not how you treat a charter member (or as you so eloquently put it, “Old Skool Member.” Fucktards.) Shit, if you’re gonna hold my already-paid-for account hostage, I don’t have much of a choice, do I?

What is this blossom?

Note: This is an update post to What is this tree?.
Click on any of the photos to open an enlarged version in a popup window.

The tree.

The vibrant variation in color is one reason why I call this tree the “super sakura.”

Pistil porn.

Note the fig-shaped buds.

I had to cheat in order to get a good frontal shot since the trees are so tall and the blossoms face upwards.
What is this tree?