This is Taro’s wife’s cat. Miki is the meanest fucking cat in the world, besides the three-legged one with rotting skin that I saw pounce on a rat in Osaka…

The cheapest cure for hangovers in Spain. 500 yen bottle on sale at Yamada-ya in Nara.

This is one of the cheapest escort services I have ever seen in Japan. This poster was attached to an empty oil drum in the deserted parking lot of the…

All bow to the king of drive-thru car wash “Ultra-sheen Rain Repellant” settings! 800 yen every time I go!

The masterminds at Mickey D’s Japan bring you… Shrimp and Chicken Nuggets! Three deep-fried shrimp paste nuggets Three chicken McNuggets And all-new packaging! Only sold as a set with the…

Reserved, fools! It’s too late to come up with the brilliant copy “Gourmet Mush” on your mushroom packaging. Interestingly enough, “mush” is slang for “magic mushroom” in street Japanese (that’s…

Warnings printed on the protective bag of the printer we set up yesterday. Surreal.

I get the strangest notions in my head about what would make an interesting subject at those godforsken hours.

Crazy cool image, but I have no idea how this effect was created. Special things happen in the wee hours of the night.

The lamp next to my bed is powered with Chinese electronics and a Russian lightbulb that burns long into the night, a veritable beacon of perestroika.

Taro’s judgement is getting a little questionable. This is strictly swap meet material IMHO, but he’s displaying it at Bill’s. Heh.