Adam: yo
what up
Adam: that’s cool, I like chatting to myself anyway
me: hey
you there?
Adam: they killed the black guy!
me: ?
Adam: and he had a prosthetic hand…
bastards!
Legion
it’s a really good movie!
such an intricate plot
me: oh
Adam: and great acting
me: you should see spartacus the series
pretty cool
Adam: what up man
me: not much
just finished my only class for today
Adam: nice
me: i was sitting under the trees outside drinking coffee
Adam: gonna go do something fun?
me: um
soon
got a pal who’s cousin has an m4
Adam: lol
me: we’re going to go to the police range and surprise the shit out of some cops
Adam: nice
me: his uncle’s the governor of a nearby province so he has all the papers
he usually takes it to the range and gets asked about it by all the cops after he rocks full auto
Adam: oh no, black guy number two is rushing the zombies
fuck, where’s omar when you need him
oh shit, the little girl is a zombie
me: farmer in the dell
Adam: she ate him!
fuck
the white girl is going crazy
she’s in the van!
The little kid is leading the zombies
me: is that a gladiator movie with zombies or what
Adam: now the angel is taking an mp5 out of the diner
karate chop
flying forward kick!
cap to the dome!
me: wtf that movie sounds awesome
Adam: gasoline flame thrower
me: robocop
Adam: ooh, white girl is getting lucky
back safe in diner
me: you need to see walking dead
Adam: sorry, the movie must look super cool through text
me: it sounds awesome
Adam: that’s what I hear
me: keep going
Adam: oh shit, baby girl stabbing!
me: i wont bother watching it
Adam: lol
oh shit, the baby girl got tossied in the air
Adam: shot by machine gun!
Adam: like a midget toss
now the girl is in labor!
me: wtf
Adam: her vagina is glowing!
me: that movie is fucking complicated
Adam: never mind, was just a flashlight
wow, that baby popped right out
looks like quaid from total recall
Adam: “The baby was not meant to be born…but the future was unwritten. The baby was born.”
one handed baby catch!
Adam: wow, the angel is being rear naked choked@
oh, choker pwned by a switchblade hidden in a mace
Adam: “sorry, we’re out of business”
lolz
angel got shot in the head with a flare gun
wow, I think I should go study
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Adam is offline.
Why watch movies when you can just watch Adam type?
Most entertaining, that.
“…where’s Omar when you need him?”
so funny.
Dad’s on season 4 of The Wire….Omar hasn’t been capped yet. I think dad will be depressed when that happens…..
This is how me and Adam spend quality time together. We watch entirely-epic movies on Netflix, via streaming Wii. I wish the movie had been as exciting as he made it sound. I should’ve been texting, too. Multitasking sounds like it made the film, after all!