Tag: Film

  • Legion, the chat transcript

    Adam: yo
    what up

    Adam: that’s cool, I like chatting to myself anyway

    me: hey
    you there?

    Adam: they killed the black guy!

    me: ?

    Adam: and he had a prosthetic hand…
    bastards!
    Legion
    it’s a really good movie!
    such an intricate plot

    me: oh

    Adam: and great acting

    me: you should see spartacus the series
    pretty cool

    Adam: what up man

    me: not much
    just finished my only class for today

    Adam: nice

    me: i was sitting under the trees outside drinking coffee

    Adam: gonna go do something fun?

    me: um
    soon
    got a pal who’s cousin has an m4

    Adam: lol

    me: we’re going to go to the police range and surprise the shit out of some cops

    Adam: nice

    me: his uncle’s the governor of a nearby province so he has all the papers
    he usually takes it to the range and gets asked about it by all the cops after he rocks full auto

    Adam: oh no, black guy number two is rushing the zombies
    fuck, where’s omar when you need him
    oh shit, the little girl is a zombie

    me: farmer in the dell

    Adam: she ate him!
    fuck
    the white girl is going crazy
    she’s in the van!
    The little kid is leading the zombies

    me: is that a gladiator movie with zombies or what

    Adam: now the angel is taking an mp5 out of the diner
    karate chop
    flying forward kick!
    cap to the dome!

    me: wtf that movie sounds awesome

    Adam: gasoline flame thrower

    me: robocop

    Adam: ooh, white girl is getting lucky
    back safe in diner

    me: you need to see walking dead

    Adam: sorry, the movie must look super cool through text

    me: it sounds awesome

    Adam: that’s what I hear

    me: keep going

    Adam: oh shit, baby girl stabbing!

    me: i wont bother watching it

    Adam: lol
    oh shit, the baby girl got tossied in the air

    Adam: shot by machine gun!

    Adam: like a midget toss
    now the girl is in labor!

    me: wtf

    Adam: her vagina is glowing!

    me: that movie is fucking complicated

    Adam: never mind, was just a flashlight
    wow, that baby popped right out
    looks like quaid from total recall

    Adam: “The baby was not meant to be born…but the future was unwritten. The baby was born.”
    one handed baby catch!

    Adam: wow, the angel is being rear naked choked@
    oh, choker pwned by a switchblade hidden in a mace

    Adam: “sorry, we’re out of business”
    lolz
    angel got shot in the head with a flare gun
    wow, I think I should go study

    Adam is offline.