This story reminds me of the story our drummer told me about his cousin’s first day of work at Domino’s, being sent on a mission to find “dough patch” for the pizzas. (thx Mol)

If you have about 45 free minutes and any interest in kidnapping gangs operating in Thailand at all, you must see this post over at thaivisa.com: American Rescued After Being Kidnapped, Kidnappers included Thai Police Go through the entire thread and download the supplemental documents linked there by a previous victim – it’s unbelievable. Major props to Thai Visa forums, I get a lot of info there and they deserve credit for providing such a valuable resource.

Christian kids want to know… Do pets go to heaven? (via osaka bill)

Thanks to the Internet, I now know that the pee shivers are (possibly) officially known as post-micturition convulsion syndrome. How many incorrect stereotypes can you spot in this photo? Better yet, which ones are intentional, and which ones show just how ignorant the creators are? A sea lion eating a shark Christ almighty, that’s a huge rockfish! (and a century old…) Hey, look: A published magazine illegally using and actually watermarking my brother’s photographs! Sue those bitches, Adam! (and yes, people think that the thieves are the creators. Hell, they even think so in Thailand!) This is obviously a bigger sin than, say, incorrect attribution. Have a nice day.