My antivirus prog is convinced that a file on my drive is infected with something called Win32/Parasitic-gen. The problem is, Google is giving me no love:
I have therefore created this post in honor of the threat no one has heard of yet.
UPDATE: If you are infected with the Win32/Parasitic-gen virus, there is only one way to get rid of it:
- Sacrifice a virgin chicken by the light of a full moon
- Lick a pustulent toad’s ass
- Send me $500 (paypal OK)