Speaking of shit sandwiches…

BREAKING NEWS ALERT!
Chinese like to gobble a dick all kinds of dick: Beijing’s penis emporium
I will admit to having eaten bull penis and testicle soup (respectively, cartilaginous and spongy), poached cod sperm (creamy), and a few other weird things, but I absolutely draw the line at seal penis (I once saw a walrus’ penis and it was like a beige fire hydrant) and aborted reindeer foetus.

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