Wherein I solve global terrorism

Okay, since this would ostensibly allow me to carry bottles of (gasp!) drinking water onto planes again, can I get a fucking “amen” for the following course of action?
1. Poison Bobby Brown’s stash of happy dust
2. Send Whitney Houston to patrol the Pakistan-Afghanistan border on a donkey
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