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Kinda Green
lemons?
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Uniform Update
I received the jacket part of my company’s uniform this week. Oh my. Photos are of course forthcoming, possibly tonight. It depends on if Hello Kitty is in the mood for modeling when I get home.
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Python Bursts After Trying to Eat Gator
In this photo provided by the Everglades National Park, the carcass of a six-foot American alligator is shown protruding from the mid-section of a 13-foot Burmese python Monday, Sept. 26, 2005 in Everglades National Park, Fla., after the snake apparently swallowed the alligator resulting in the deaths of both animals. Inherit the wind, oh fuzzy little animals… LINK
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Elephant Trivia
Holy shit. In Thailand, you can apparently rent an elephant for around $30 a day. I assume I need to feed them a couple hundred pounds of monkeys or whatever they eat a day, as well, but still… I might just rent one for everybody so we can play bumpercars or something.
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Basic Man FAQ
FAQ: How many men does it take to open a beer? Answer: None. It should be opened when she brings it. FAQ: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Answer: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. FAQ: Why do women have smaller feet than men? Answer: It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. FAQ: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? Answer: When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me…” FAQ: How do you…
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The Art of Wedding Procurement, Thai Edition
So our wedding is set for February 18th, in Nam’s hometown of Mahasarakham, Thailand. We will perform a traditional Thai wedding ceremony in the morning, to be followed by the reception at a nearby hotel in the evening. We are trying to arrange as much as possible by ourselves, because neither Marty Sheen nor Jenny Lopez are available to be my wedding planner, although they say they might drop by for the reception, if schedules permit. The morning procession consists of me and my entourage (cuz ahma gaaaaangsta) walking in a procession from one end of town to our new house. This is all I know from my limited research…
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Highly Accurate Online Personality Test
It nailed me spot-on. Go take it: PERSONALITY TEST
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Shock and Straw
Just thought this was funny…
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168686
Silvia feels old.
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In the Groove
Let’s get funky now: Jonzun Crew 1983
