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Self Portrait
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Stone Cold Killer (part 2)
Continuing with yesterday’s Built for the Kill theme (cue D&B), today I bring to you: Shark vs. Octopus
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All your base is belong to… Gaijin?
Whoa. Check out the latest comment on my Black Bus post from last year: You are not understand nothing yet… gaijin The commenter, Ryoma, is either a big fan or a cock-hoggin’ goose-stepper – I just can’t figure out if his comment is high praise or the lowest of insults. You are not understand nothing… I have to admit, this has a special ring to it. The double negative implies that I know something… On the other hand, perhaps nothing is a reference to mu, the state of nothingness one achieves through meditation – or perhaps in Spain, where Ryoma is posting from, through several bong hits. Now that is…
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J-Walk Blog Link Experiment
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Stone Cold Killer
Proving once again that Praying Mantis technique is superior to Flappy Bird: Go see the final result (actually, this is the final result in a sense; the bird doesn’t come back to life or anything): LINK
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Korosu
“I’m gonna kill you!”
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Bukkorosu
“I’m gonna fucking kill you!”
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Going with the flow.
There’s this special needs/mentally challenged/invertedly endowed/lugubriously entertaining/whatever the fuck the PC demigods are calling it this month (I’ll just use “retarded”) guy working in my building who worships me because I stood up for him my first year here. Some newly-made manager/fucknut wanker was just letting loose on the poor guy for stacking boxes wrong or some such bullshit, and went so far as to slap him around a bit, at which point I intervened and shoved said fucknut on his ass and told him to shut the fuck up. Long story short, the retarded guy really took a liking to me after that (I never got in trouble even…
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25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
This week seems to be List Week for some reason. This one’s from Osaka Bill: 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up.” 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify…
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Reclaiming Anazarbus
I have decided that the future capitol city of my empire shall be named Justinopolis. City Codes of Justinopolis (work in progress) 1. Stupid people shall be shot on sight. 2. Second verse, same as the first. 3. Piracy – a serious problem (from a certain point of view) that we refuse to treat with ineffective laws (or confuse with terrorist activities). 4. Robots are cool. 5. Speaking of which, all AI scientists will be guaranteed a girlfriend. 6. Hacking good. 7. Faking bad. 8. Ministry of Information: D. Chappelle (he needs a new job) 9. Speaking of which: Independent reporting good. 10. Bicycles also good.
