72 Virgin Goats

It occurs to me that on a scale of Loserdom, a white supremacist with a mother named Maria Del Prado is second only to these suicide bombers you occasionally see on the news whose vests go off prematurely, killing only themselves.
One can only hope these losers spend eternity comparing notes on their failed lives and getting eaten by 72 virgin goats in an oasis of poison oak and concertina wire.
Damn, what was in my coffee today?

5 thoughts on “72 Virgin Goats

  1. Eaten by 72 goats? I’m actually partial to something a bit more heinous. For example, being sodomized by 72 bull goats. Much more comical.

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