On Badminton…

“Let’s play badminton,” they said.

“I’ve never played,” I said.

“It’s all in the wrist,” they advised.

First hit: Broken strings and feathers everywhere. People shaking their heads and laughing. “We told you it’s all in the wrist!”

Idiots, I’ve been building up these wrists for thirty years. It’s what people that don’t play badminton do.

Pokeween

It hath begun here in Thailand, where friendly spirits are mostly known for revealing winning lottery numbers and having extremely long arms.

UPDATE: Buddy candies are being quadrupled by decreasing walking distances 75%. Incense now attracts mostly Haunter and Gastly. Indeed, Pidgey and Rattata and other common mons seem to have been replaced by these types.