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The dark rings under his eyes are from being slapped
The Big Ho comes clean: “I can’t touch a woman’s chest and enlarge her breasts just because she’s asked the Lord for bigger titties.” That doesn’t mean you should stop trying, man. Meanwhile, get some (well-earned) sleep already.
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Beatles Fans of the World, Unite!
The best music video of the year: The Grey Video I never knew Ringo could scratch! This is of course the accompanying video to The Grey Album. UPDATE: The link for the video is hosed, check out this waxy.org post for mirrors. LINK
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Salaryman’s Tip of the Day 11/18/04
When you are pulled away from your workstation by the ISO 14001 auditor for an impromptu interview, the correct response to the question, “Do you know your company’s environmental policy?” is NOT: “Uhhhh… I dunno, dude, like, Save the Whales?” In fact, since this is Japan, this reply may not be interpreted as amusing at all. Pray for me – I’ve been flagged to be interviewed tomorrow morning.
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Our NOBLE – and INTELLIGENT – friends, the fish, are SCREAMING!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No wonder Jaws had such gnarly anger management issues. Volunteer line for the ASPCF starts here. Update: “…and there he saw a mock. It wasn’t a MOCK! It was a MOCK LOBSTER!”
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Half-Life 2 Screenshots
Just like CS:Steam, Half-Life 2 can be supremely entertaining by just shooting random shit and seeing how it reacts in the game’s physics. I’m making myself stop playing for the night, which is easier than it sounds.
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Absolut Transformation
The wonders of charcoal filtration as applied to bargain-bin vodka: Practical Applications of the Philosopher?s stone Now the real question is, can the same principle be applied to screw-top wines? As far as I can tell, Japanese wine exists mainly for the “hopeless loser trying to impress a date” market.
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Scenario: You are a Devastating Mic Controller
D.M.C.: You, jump, watch you clock, while I rock your spot I’m better known to the world as the King of Rock I like to speak my piece when I’m on the mic I’m the best, or at least, I’m the one you like And when I serve you deserve to hear what I say I throw a curve he got the nerve to make a triple play Now how devestating can an MC be? My name is Darryl, but you can call me D, HIT IT RUN! (cue beatboxing) // PROBLEM: Through a miracle of modern science, you were reincarnated as a pioneer of rap, called all your friends…
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Year of the Rice
Here at the School, we like to keep tabs on notable places of worship that spring up around the web. These people are carrying the faith to new heights: RICE IS LIFE Excerpts: – Almost 3,000 million people share the culture, traditions, and untapped potentials of rice. Three thousand million sure sounds like an awful lot… I think they forgot to carry the decimal when converting from yen or something. – Even in nations “new to rice”, its cultivation has changed landscapes… This is probably a reference to the proliferation of lowered Toyota Camrys in nations that know no better (as opposed to those who do know better but lower…
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Sut ne “Google killer”?
Microsoft’s best cheap shot at Google, utilizing their new (Improved! Economy-sized! 20% more inside, free!) search engine, is unsurprisingly lame: more evil than satan How original. I see msn search is integrating reference answers with Web-page results. Gee, looks vaguely familiar, doesn’t it? In other news, Hotmail (who graciously decided to disable my account and erase my message archives spanning over five years for no good reason) has upped the usage limit to 250MB (someone must have realized that the previous single digit limit was – how do you say – oh, that’s right, a fucking joke). Oh, well, without the comfort of the Gates mothership, I guess I’ll just…
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Shining through
Freedom is finishing a three day business meeting.
