Category: Videos

Onani is my life – subtitled by C. Buddha

Don’t watch this video if you have trouble admitting to masturbation:

This has to be one of the best drunk co-translations on the back of a moist towelette I’ve ever done (see how we stayed faithful to the original and got the message across? – of course, we somehow got the very first line wrong, but don’t hold that against us). Certainly one of the proudest moments, posting it here.
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Band info:
Formation Date: 01 January 2002
Record Label: CHINPOCHINPO?????
Label Type: Independent
Band Members: ?????????????????????????????
Influences: ??
Sounds Like: ???70???????????
Country: Japan
Classic!
(thx t)

Carabao’s Made in Thailand Cover by Farang

In my ten months here, I’ve heard this song (which was written by Carabao) performed live dozens of times by many bands… As corny as this clip might seem, this guy’s rendition is the best I’ve ever heard.
I basically cannot stand pop music from any country, but Thai pop is especially insipid IMHO. The traditional Thai music is fascinating, though, even if I can’t understand 90% of the lyrics. It has a lot to do with the energy of it, the groove, especially a live performance.
(thx t)

millimeters matter – chaque millimetre compte


For those who are curious, like me (but also lazy, like me): chaquemillimetrecompte.com
HOLD IT!
As it turns out, the above viral video must have been an early cut. After some searching around, I found what looks close to a final cut:

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I think I prefer the earlier version because it wasn’t clearly an ad, and the score was much better. The Blue Danube has been used for far too many commercials already.