UNSATISFYING from PARALLEL STUDIO on Vimeo.
Things I would add:
– Water dribbles after you’ve finished washing the car.
– An “evenly applied” layer of thermal grease on a CPU.
– Stray hairs after tying up a ponytail.
Category: Videos
Technological Disobedience
And in a generation, that knowledge will be largely forgotten… Welcome to Walmart, amigos.
Back in Back
Amen.
BoJack to the Night
Mina and I have independently determined that this is the greatest music video made since she was born.
What’s that lullaby?
It haunted me during the most memorable scene of the latest Mr. Robot (which is getting too high on itself, or eating its own tail or something).
Now I totally want to play this whole album while preparing Christmas dinner for some reason.
Meanwhile, it seems Billie Joe and crew are still making music? https://twitter.com/BJAofficial/status/759967717243834368
Fake booze in SE Asia
So I was talking about fake Absolut from Laos with the crew today, and it occurred to me that the last bottle of Heineken I had tasted a lot like piss, which is a trademark of the lowest levels of Thai brew (I’m looking at you, Red Horse). I wondered if people bother to adulterate/fake/fuck with tax stamps and lot markings on beer as well, and fired up the old Web Wombat (it’s an Aussie thang):
That video prompted this official response from Heineken: Tampering with Heineken® labels
Which led me to this vid:
Story here: Heineken ‘absolutely on top’ of fake beer threat after Vietnam gang bust
The two stories aren’t about the same incident, andnowI’mgettingsleepysonowittyconclusionforthispost, sorry.
DJ Enferno – Higher
Top notch performance by classically trained pianist and DJ extraordinaire, Enferno. He has a launchpad to launch his launchpad on the launchpad, if you know what I mean. At my peak, which was very short (and approximately 600 years ago), the best I could do was two Discmans, a dual tape deck, and two PS1s. This guy is so fucking awesome.
If you liked his song and have a love for Hova like I do, you also need to see this one: F*ckwithmeyouknowigotit
Coolest ski video, perhaps evah
This guy spends more time in the air than on the snow. Also, jumping over spinning helicopter blades? SRSLY?
A man in a dinosaur suit riding a horse.
This is the new best video of the year, and incidentally, the most touching horse video I’ve ever seen. A true thing of beauty.