Counting today, I have three days of work left. After that, I have three weeks to get my affairs in order and move to Thailand. It’s been six and a…

I taught a little girl how to fish today and she caught a delicious mebaru. However, I was disappointed that I did not in the least feel like Jesus.

Bad movie! Bad! This movie was only slightly more entertaining than waiting at the hospital for 7 hours today. The Moment I Most Wish I Could Unwatch: Wolverine giving the…

Weather gods, please keep this aberration away from me. Unlucky typhoon number 13. Typhoon SHANSHAN – even your name is wack. No way you are ruining my sea kayak trip…

up at 4am fishing expedition planned raining like a bitch ……………… In other news, FUCK!!! Why you gotta be so stingy with the fishies, Son of God? Now I have…

Yeah, so yesterday I called up a great aunt who lives up in Sendai whose existence I only learned about recently, through correspondence with my mom. I was kind of…

Jabber transcript with my little sis, currently doing a gross anatomy course: sis: you know how when people die, their muscles relax? me: yeah sis: that includes their sphincters… i…

The worst thing about getting a root canal, so far, is the pungent stench of rot that permeates my mouth when the epoxy plug is pulled out of my tooth…

That I would post about such a common topic is itself ironic, but great displeasure forces my hand. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I have come to the stunning conclusion that…

My tooth is dead. The dentist was very nice and kept trying out his rusty English skillz on me during the entire procedure… “Infected with bacteria…” “Very very difficult…sorry! It…

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I totally slept through my appointment at the dentist today. Didn’t even hear my alarm.