Oh my, does that ass look fat!

If you drive a car like this, you should really be sporting a mullet to complete the look.

Ugh. This van is just plain cruisin’ for a bruisin’.

as Dave Barry would say.

This mom and pop market is a few steps away from my apartment in Juso. Surprisingly, there are no snack bars, porn theatres, soapland related businesses, or negiyaki restaraunts nearby! The price signs are all drawn in marker on standard A4 paper, and they sell really cheap produce that looks like it was grown in someone’s back yard. A Lawson convenience store and the Rice Grocery are equidistant from my apartment, but in the end, the Takahashi Rice Market will end up with the larger share of my money because it’s ghetto in a cool sort of way. It’s like a store you might encounter in Gardena or Torrance, back…

For Mika

Here I will post what we, as a collective, have caught on Awaji up until now, and maybe it will turn into its own updated page. A baby kawahagi (trigger fish). Caught on gokai (bloodworms). Sumoto port. Torafugu (pufferfish), caught on squid. Yura. Small bass, caught on squid. Fugu point. Small snapper, caught on gokai. Takenokuchi. A bera (wrasse), on squid. Yura. Gashira (aka kasago, I suspect, or rockfish in English), caught on squid. Sumoto port. Not pictured: Sea bass (suzuki), aji (jack mackerel), trout, largemouth bass, small jack, and a marine eel (or poisonous sea snake, according to the locals). This gallery will expand over time, and hopefully better…

Mr. R.O.C., we runnin’ this rap shit Memphis Bleek, we runnin’ this rap shit B. Mac, we runnin’ this rap shit Freeway, we run this rap shit… Clear lenses and a GM sticker. Pipes with no opening. Mr. Roc.

This would make a good Bat-van, with a few modifications. Impressive as its custom fender and rear wing are, this abductor van is greatly in need of a wash and wax.