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Pokemon Go in Thailand – Day 7
“The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. ” – Alvin Toffler If Pokemon Go is ultimately not about leveling up or hoarding imaginary kawaii creatures, perhaps it’s about searching for something. And as in life, the most demanding searches are sometimes rewarded with the best results. Playing a game in a deserted virtual world in anticipation of others coming to join me, then, should result in me winning the Thai lottery. Amen.
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Pokemon Go in Thailand – Day 6
Nintendo and Niantic have apparently abandoned plans for release in Asia anytime soon, as rumored this week. Sales of lao khao and other paint-stripping beverages skyrocketed when the news broke on IGN: “The team is currently heads down working on the game. We do not have any announced plans for countries beyond New Zealand, Australia, US and Germany at the moment.” -Chris Kramer, Vice President” (for my Thai readers: “heads down” is Farangspeak for “sleeping”)
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Pokemon Go in Thailand – Day 5
Well, I’ve been afraid of changing Cause I’ve built my life around you But time made you bolder Even children get older And I’m getting older too
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Pokemon Go in Thailand – Day 4
I’ve been walking around alone in this goddamn deserted game for so long, I’m having Bethesda hallucinations – and me without my trusty VATS-Enhanced Flaming Rolling Pin.
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Fake booze in SE Asia
So I was talking about fake Absolut from Laos with the crew today, and it occurred to me that the last bottle of Heineken I had tasted a lot like piss, which is a trademark of the lowest levels of Thai brew (I’m looking at you, Red Horse). I wondered if people bother to adulterate/fake/fuck with tax stamps and lot markings on beer as well, and fired up the old Web Wombat (it’s an Aussie thang): That video prompted this official response from Heineken: Tampering with Heineken® labels Which led me to this vid: Story here: Heineken ‘absolutely on top’ of fake beer threat after Vietnam gang bust The two…
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Pokemon Go in Thailand – Day 3
Hello out there! HELLOOOOOOO! IS SOMEBODY OUT THERE? SOMEBODY?…<anybody??>..
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Pokemon Go in Thailand – Day 2
I think I’m getting the hang of this game.
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Pokemon Priorities
Game Hype: Delivered! Game Content: Absent! Game Monetization: Complete!
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Lonely in Sarakham
I am either the first or the last of my people. Covered 10 kilometers today and not a single creature or station… This is what happens when you sideload Pokemon Go in rural areas of countries not yet supporting the game. The only time I’ve seen another living creature was during the tutorial. I am the wanderer of the wasteland.
