So we went out for a family dinner last night, to a place we used to go a lot for crusted garlic fish, but stopped visiting for no reason in particular. Mina was acting kind of funny, not scarfing down everything in sight as usual. Finally, she really stated acting up and did something that merited a spank on the bottom, so I put her over my lap and wound up for effect.
I knew something was wrong by the sound of impact: SCHLOP!!
Baby shit splattered all over my hand and a stinky mist expanded from the area of impact.
Mina looked at me in defiance.
Nam thought it was the funniest thing ever.
Max just shrugged at me.
Of course, I already had shit on my hand so I had to change Mina’s poopie diaper as well.
3 thoughts on “explosion!”
That’ll learn ya’.
What, no picture/video?
I’m dreading having that happen in my clean, non-stinkified home so no spanking pu-leeze!