Ode to my red compact two hole punch
Somebody stole my red hole punch,
the one I use for writing class.
It might just be misplaced,
but if I find the thief I’m gonna kick his ass.
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One Comment
YoMama
Yeah, that’s so annoying, I agree. But it IS very shiny red and rather fetching, isn’t it?
It kind of invites certain types to simper over and “borrow” it….or you’re so busy/stressed by babies that your brain’s short-term memory is beginning to suffer….