Get a Job

HOLY CRAP!

“Want a job you can really relish? Do you have an appetite for adventure, a friendly personality and boundless enthusiasm? Do you want to become a goodwill ambassador for Oscar Mayer, helping to organize promotions and even pitch TV, radio and print media? If the answer is “Yes”, you could qualify to be an official Oscar Mayer Hotdogger. Read on for all the juicy details.
…..As an Oscar Mayer Hotdogger, you’ll gain lots of experience that may come in handy for your future career. You’ll be trained to work with professionals in the fields of consumer promotion, marketing and sales; help organize and execute events; and even help pitch TV, radio and print media. And last, but not least, you’ll learn how to operate and maintain the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile”.

HOLY CRAP!
(thx Uri)

3 Replies to “Get a Job”

  1. Ko and I agree on this point, although I think his general premise is that anything to do with hot dogs is cool, including his own.
    Having said that, when you were 4, you wanted to try out for a an Oscar Meyer contest where little kids sing the theme song. You could do it at home really loud but in front of an audience, you got stage fright. Do you know the words to the song still?

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