Onani is my life – subtitled by C. Buddha

Don’t watch this video if you have trouble admitting to masturbation:

This has to be one of the best drunk co-translations on the back of a moist towelette I’ve ever done (see how we stayed faithful to the original and got the message across? – of course, we somehow got the very first line wrong, but don’t hold that against us). Certainly one of the proudest moments, posting it here.
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Band info:
Formation Date: 01 January 2002
Record Label: CHINPOCHINPO?????
Label Type: Independent
Band Members: ?????????????????????????????
Influences: ??
Sounds Like: ???70???????????
Country: Japan
Classic!
(thx t)