4 thoughts on “RE: How to Order from a Buddhist Bartender

  1. I heard that one from one of my Asian religions profs at Catholic U., but in slightly different form. The joke also had two parts:
    [part 1]
    A man in New York comes up to a Buddhist hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”
    [part 2]
    After finishing his hot dog, the man asks the vendor, “How much?”
    “A buck fifty,” the vendor says.
    The man hands the vendor a fiver. The vendor simply pockets the money and stands there.
    “Uh,” says the man, “What about my change?”
    The vendor shakes his head slowly. “Change comes from within.”

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