This is the funniest shit I’ve seen for a long, long time:
“Choose Your Own Adventure” Books That Never Quite Made It
I really used to be into those books, and the Zork series as well. The Zork books had moralistic endings (“You chose to cheat by stating you had the Sneakers of Lightness, so the story ends here. Think about what a bad person you are for a while.”) built in for cheaters, like me.
LOL, damn, tears of laughter were rolling – that’s funny stuff. I used to read those, too.
Damn those are friggin’ hilarious. Too bad I’ve gotta work in 5 minutes. Needed the laugh on a miserable Wednesday morning. Hahaha.