Lazy Travel Writers

Taken from a newsletter found in my inbox today:

Here are (sic) some advice from travelers who have been to Japan in the past:
“Do as Japanese do”

Holy shit, is that the best you can do? Yeah, eat raw sea cows and putrefying fish guts, shit your guts out while squatting over a dank smelly hole in the ground, then jack off to hentai anime with your parents sleeping in the next room, separated only by a sliding rice paper door.
“Do as Japanese do?” No wonder I despise travel writers and guide books so fucking much. That’s the laziest fucking advice I’ve ever heard.

2 thoughts on “Lazy Travel Writers

  1. Yeah, well I’d love to read a Travel Guide written by you, Mr.CosmicBuddha. I’m sure it would be way more practical, but scary! And think of the $$$$$ you’d make from grateful visitors who could avoid bad experiences. But then, what fun would that be?

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