Van Helsing: Further Thoughts

Come to think of it, the vampires had nice tits, too. Also, the vampire lord looked just like my friend Osaka Bill, with strandy Robert Smith hair and all. I highly recommend this movie to anyone who likes hearing other people snore during $20 million scenes.

1 thought on “Van Helsing: Further Thoughts

  1. well it sounds like she has at least 2 things going for her…it’s so hard to find people with good hair these days…

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