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English by Elimination
Conversation between me and my boss 5 minutes ago: /// Boss: Mr. Justin, what is deductive reasoning? Me: [Heh] Well, let us start with what it isn’t. It isn’t a fish. It isn’t a guitar. It isn’t a beverage conveyance…. Boss: [blank look] Uh. Me: …nor is it the ozone layer, a rotary engine, or a tasty octopus… Boss: [annoyed] Ah… Me: …ain’t the Pope, the Queen, or anything in between… Boss: NONONO MR. JUSTIN. I ask you, what is “deductive reasoning?” Me: I was in the middle of telling you. Boss: Oh. Sorry. Continue, please. (30 seconds later) Me: …not with a fox, nor in a box… Boss: STOP!…
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I am guessing that it is a toilet?
19. Is it round? Yes. 18. Is it made of metal? No. 17. Is it multicolored? No. 16. Is it straight? No. 15. Do you clean it regularly? Yes. 14. Does it use electricity? Sometimes. 13. Can you use it at school? Yes. 12. Does it get really hot? No. 11. Does it have writing on it? Sometimes. 10. Is it a common household object? Yes. 9. Does it move? No. 8. Can it be used for recreation? No. 7. Do you open and close it? Yes. 6. Does it come in different colors? Yes. 5. Can you lift it? No. 4. Can you control it? Yes. 3. Is it…
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Lost in Time
This year’s vote for the most pitiful amusement park in Japan, on the top of Ikoma mountain.
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Carcinogenic
Yomiuri Television’s massive broadcast tower located in the middle of the amusement park can be seen from miles around. I could just feel my sperm wilting like poisoned tadpoles.
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Crazy Cat Doll
I slept next to this motorized cat doll, which would periodically mewl and walk in circles while its eyes lit up red. Or maybe it was all just a bad dream.
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Rebirth of Cool
The filters on my new phonecam are sparse, but this one works pretty well.
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Kotsu Anzen
In Japan, they often use these life-sized plastic highway worker effigies to direct motorists around road crews where a simple light would suffice. I always feel like abducting these insane dolls when I see them, maybe drag them behind my car for a few kilos then let them smash into a toll booth – after all, it is our tolls that are paying for this crap.
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Ninjaland
Parking area in Iga, infamous ninja country. FYI, they don’t sell real ninja weapons in the gift shop.
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No bukkake jokes, please
Just got back from a long, long day in Nagoya at the sumo tournament. It was a wonderful experience, but the long drive home through stop-and-go traffic and a lightning storm has left me exhausted. I will post more pics as I get around to editing them (got the backlog from last weekend, too). But for now… Time to sleeeeep.
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Mental Clinic
Just me, or is it a bit tacky?
