You are a GRAMMAR GOD!
If your mission in life is not already to
preserve the English tongue, it should be.
Congratulations and thank you!
How grammatically sound are you?
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Um, as flattering as that is, I think this quiz is kinda sus. Aside from the fact that my English has acquired that unmistakably “Fresh Off the Boat” quality from living overseas for a decade, every single person whose results (I just mistyped that as “resluts”) I’ve seen have been “Grammar God.” I object to this title being passed out like penicillin ampules at a syphilis convention; it’s a stinging insult to my monotheistic way of life (I worship the One True God of Technoeroticism and may you heathens forever burn in Luddite hell).
Finders fee (TBD) goes to Biggie for the quiz.
So I guess it was pretty stupid to post my Master status on my blog…
Come on GI, you were probably the only one not referring to English textbooks while doing the quiz…
I’m a religious pluralist, so a multiplicity of Absolutes doesn’t bother me that much. Welcome to the pantheon.
Kevin
I was a Grammar God as well. Steve’s mom was a Grammar Diety.
Grammar Deity? Are you talking about the same quiz? I don’t even think that was a possible result. There were five rankings:
Grammar God
Master
Average
Student
and
7-11 Cashier (Bastardization)
Drummer, explain thyself.