My patented diagonal horizon.

Kuro digging into shrimp/meat clumps hand picked from our cup ramens.

You never know what you may find strapped haphazardly to overloaded big rigs on the Kobe expressway. This was fairly scary, but even scarier was the truck in front of it carrying a reinforced stainless steel tank labeled TOXIC that was weaving between lanes like an Indy driver. Idiots.

My cousin Kana opened a nail salon behind Tenri station.

Made me late for work. Grrrrr.

The Awaji Armada.

Kevin praying for a horny stewardess on his return flight at the Aoinari Okami shrine.

Kevin’s rendition of “dragon” with squeeze-bottle mustard; edible okonomiyaki canvas.

Okonokiyaki at Namba Parks.

Owner and proprietor of Anger Poultry House.