“Let’s play badminton,” they said.
“I’ve never played,” I said.
“It’s all in the wrist,” they advised.
First hit: Broken strings and feathers everywhere. People shaking their heads and laughing. “We told you it’s all in the wrist!”
Idiots, I’ve been building up these wrists for thirty years. It’s what people that don’t play badminton do.
That is rich, absolutely hilarious and I can just hear and see your Championship Destroyer Level hit! Good on you, son!