Yesterday I slaved out in the hot sun, carefully detailing our black car.
After that, I watered the garden heavily because it looked dry.
Today I woke to the sound of heavy raindrops hitting banana leaves.
This is only the second time it’s rained in four months.
The first time happened after I washed both cars.
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I am a level 3 shaman with powerful rain juju.
I would like to see said rain juju be applied in Bakersfield. Unless you are a level 3 redneck shaman, I see only failure in your future.
I washed my car when I got back from China and it didn’t rain, per usual.
Maybe my level 3 Rain Juju got lost in translation……