Mommy can barely get any sleep at all these days. Too heavy to sleep comfortably. Daddy wakes up at strange hours to rub her legs and shoulders. Mommy barely sleeping = daddy sleeping less, too. It’s only fair.
Plus, if I complain she might sit on me.
Do you remember all the belly pics you took when Nam was big with Max?
Ya gotta do it for bebe girl, too! Just don’t paint a monkey or pig face on mommy’s belly or it might scare Max!