A classic Kids in the Hall sketch. Alouette is actually a pretty morbid song by modern standards:
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette, je te plumerai
Je te plumerai…
Translation:
Little skylark, lovely little skylark
Little lark, I will pluck your feathers off
I’ll pluck the feathers off your…
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At least there’s no equivalent song about the ortolan.
I can live with 2 thru 4. #1 is just not acceptable. If we can get tickets for September, I expect there to be a 10 square mile bee/wasp-free area around your house. And if I am stung, I hope your local hospital is farang friendly and that your car does not have a flat on the way there.