It may just be my current rage issues, but I thought this was the funniest thing: Two clowns shot dead
“Acrobats, harlequins, animal trainers and other circus performers staged protests in different parts of the country following the killings, chanting ‘Justice for the assassins of laughter.'”
Mind you, the assasin of laughter’s name is “My Fish.”
“A spokeswoman for the Cucuta police said authorities were investigating the cause of the double slayings, but said they had discounted the reason being the men’s jobs.”
Heh, suuuure.
Now, imagine, if you will, how radically different the results would have been, had one of the clowns been, Ouchy the Clown
The only thing that could have made that story better was a couple of mimes (being shot as well). And maybe a midget.