Just modify a laptop PC to run off of these USB-rechargeable AA cells:
Link to USB Cell info page
Of course, with only 1300mA to work with per cell, you will be lugging around a suitcase full of batteries and USB hubs, but I say no price is too steep for your own personal infinity loop, even if it isn’t, really.
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I’ll accept my Nobel money in cash, thank you.