Reclaiming Anazarbus

I have decided that the future capitol city of my empire shall be named Justinopolis.
City Codes of Justinopolis (work in progress)
1. Stupid people shall be shot on sight.
2. Second verse, same as the first.
3. Piracy – a serious problem (from a certain point of view) that we refuse to treat with ineffective laws (or confuse with terrorist activities).
4. Robots are cool.
5. Speaking of which, all AI scientists will be guaranteed a girlfriend.
6. Hacking good.
7. Faking bad.
8. Ministry of Information: D. Chappelle (he needs a new job)
9. Speaking of which: Independent reporting good.
10. Bicycles also good.