Japanese Toilet Paper

I am not the only person who has scraped his asshole raw with the sandpaper commonly dispensed in public toilets in Japan. This is fact. However, I may be the only one blogging about it today, which makes me special. The entire point of this post is to point out that the Japanese should emulate the Brits with regard to this matter.
Also, is “hemorrhoids/haemorrhoids” like “color/colour?”
That is all.