D.M.C.:
You, jump, watch you clock, while I rock your spot
I’m better known to the world as the King of Rock
I like to speak my piece when I’m on the mic
I’m the best, or at least, I’m the one you like
And when I serve you deserve to hear what I say
I throw a curve he got the nerve to make a triple play
Now how devestating can an MC be?
My name is Darryl, but you can call me D,
HIT IT RUN!
(cue beatboxing)
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PROBLEM:
Through a miracle of modern science, you were reincarnated as a pioneer of rap, called all your friends together for a showdown with your archrival, but then forgot to invite Biz Markie? Doug E. Fresh couldn’t make it? And Rahzel called you wack?
SOLUTION
So this is your new gig, huh? Don’t give up the day job until your intro-dvd (Hasty beatboxing-
Cosmic Buddha style) goes platinum.
Why are you in the bar so early/late/at a weird time?
I live here now!!!!