I caught a guy walking off with my umbrella during lunch break. I was like, hey yo what the fuck, that’s my umbrella. The guy knew I had him, but decided to weakly claim it was his umbrella. Yet he did not protest when I snatched it out of his hands and left him in the rain. Asshole.
I’ve had three umbrellas stolen from my place of work. Three. All in the space of a month.
Kevin
See what happens when you diss the boss lady? Shoulda bought another rose, bro.