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The Art of Wedding Procurement, Thai Edition
So our wedding is set for February 18th, in Nam’s hometown of Mahasarakham, Thailand. We will perform a traditional Thai wedding ceremony in the morning, to be followed by the reception at a nearby hotel in the evening. We are trying to arrange as much as possible by ourselves, because neither Marty Sheen nor Jenny Lopez are available to be my wedding planner, although they say they might drop by for the reception, if schedules permit. The morning procession consists of me and my entourage (cuz ahma gaaaaangsta) walking in a procession from one end of town to our new house. This is all I know from my limited research…
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Highly Accurate Online Personality Test
It nailed me spot-on. Go take it: PERSONALITY TEST
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Shock and Straw
Just thought this was funny…
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168686
Silvia feels old.
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In the Groove
Let’s get funky now: Jonzun Crew 1983
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Radiohead de Creep
Sing along to this trancelike animation and purge some of that office angst: Low Morale: Radiohead de Creep
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The Finer Points of Puppetry
And now in the continuing saga of America… Fuck Yeah!, we proudly present: Topic: Terorists (sic) makng (sic) fun of DPRK and Dear Leader! Just a few of the gems posted so far: – “I stand with Comrade Kwango in saying that these are bastards. They should be found and smited good for their aggressions against the people of the DPRK and Generalissimo Kim Jong Il.” – “and comrades, not to forget: Kim Jong Il is really NOT a lonely man, he?s the father of the whole korean nation!!! Long live Kim Jong Il !!!” – “Pizza cook man said that Dear Leader covort with Japanese women and burn 100…
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Osaka Stories (Part 2 of ???)
It is three in the morning, and the port of Osaka is alive with the sound of street races. The crowd is sparse for a Saturday night, perhaps because of the rumor of a police raid. As with all the other recent crackdowns, they will round up any spectators as well as racers, and accuse everyone of racing. This may seem ironic since most of the spectators show up in normal cars and minivans, a stark contrast with the ultra-customized rice rockets tearing up the race strip, but Japanese cops have the art of coercion down well – most innocent people will sooner confess to a misdemeanor and pay a…
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Blocked
Sometimes I just get stuck writing when I’m writing something. I really hate when that happens. I start twiddling and tweaking, and in the end I’m just sick of the whole goddamn thing. I’m not one to tear up manuscripts and throw hissy fits, but ya know… Sometimes I just feel like repopulating the earth with dyspepsic dyspeptic otters so I won’t be compelled to comment to anyone, about anything, and WHAT THE HELL IS THIS INFERNAL ITCHING IN MY HEAD? Monday, Monday, la-la la la-la…
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RiCelica
