-
Questions to Which I Have Answered, “Oh, Fuck No!”
In Japan: – Do you wear shoes inside your home in America? > (…my mom would have a cow.) – Would you like to try a slice of Salmon Cream Pizza? > (…get that nasty shit away from me. squid, seaweed, and most other stuff from the sea have no fucking business on a pizza. fucking heathens.) – Do you want to come to karaoke? > (…i think i’ll have to miss out on this round of Drunken Asshole Vanity) – Do you want to play sex? > (…no, i’m waiting till i get married. plus, i don’t know how to say “double bagger” in japanese.) – How do you…
-
Time to Chill
Sit back and relaaaaaaaax: Beginner’s Guide To Understanding The Roots Vol. 1&2
-
An open letter to the Japanese government
Let’s make a deal (Let’s Dealing!): I will concede to the popular belief that the shadows on the moon look like a rabbit pounding mochi as long as you wait until I’m gone to implement this bullshit. That is all.
-
Shades of Cryptonomicon
“HavenCo Limited is exploiting a unique opportunity to set up the world’s first real data haven. The initial showcase datacenter is the Principality of Sealand, the world’s smallest sovereign territory. It was founded over thirty years ago and has obtained a unique legal status as the only sovereign man-made island. Its claim to sovereignty has been tested and supported in several legal challenges.” I’d heard of Sealand before, but never really thought about what it looked like. As it turns out, it wouldn’t have looked out of place on the set of Waterworld: Kewl. More pics here: LINK
-
Mediterrasse
(click to enlarge) A new love hotel shopping center (see comments) being put up in Kobe. I love my new camera.
-
Times change…
From August, 1981: The story behind this ad can be found here. And as for the present day: Nihau, Lenovo.
-
You knee chloe
The UNIQLO I walk by on my way home from work.
-
Fantasy E-mail Functions: Auto-Append
Description: This feature automatically appends the phrase “, you fucking idiot(s)” to every sentence you write. This feature is toggled ON by scowling or narrowing of eyes (as interpreted by facial recognition software), and OFF by slamming your fist through the computer screen. Default Setting: ON
-
Losers, one and all
Now I got these losers posting spam for free iPods on my blog by hand. SarahAnderson@yahoo.com, you are a simple bitch. UPDATE: My blacklist let out a foul belch when he ate your site. You gots bad juju or sumfin.
-
On the bathroom shelf
peko-chan
