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In Case of Emergency…
Work screed alert: If my writing about work at a large Japanese electronics company doesn’t tickle your fancy, please take a minute to bite me (I’m tired of e-mails dictating what I can and cannot write about, particularly ones from “Japan experts”. Go and kiss chrysanthemums somewhere else.). Now then. Suppose that you were late for work on the first day of the new fiscal year, and that you walked into the office as your co-workers were halfway through the “morning exercise” routine. Would you: A. Enthusiastically do jumping-jacks with the rest of the sheep while moving toward your desk B. Sit at your desk and wait for normalcy to…
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Q4 Report 2004
Today is the last day of another fiscal year here. This is the first non-work related thing I have written this week. I am in spreadsheet mode and have no brain cells left for blogging. But I have much to write stored in my brain. Will attempt a post later in the week.
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You are a sick teddy. You are a very sick teddy. In fact you are such a sick sick teddy that I’m also becoming sick. Oh lord, please turn me into a sick sick teddy… I found this gem in my inbox today. It kind of made my day. This is my Hangame avatar. Hangame is the site where we play hanafuda (Go Stop); I described it in this post a few weeks back. Basically, I picked the most insane combination of clothes, accessories, and facial features I could in order to distract opponents when my avatar appears on screen. Not surprisingly, most players I go up against leave the…
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DMZ Flashback
My bro has been posting photos of our trip home so I shall retaliate with some from our day trip to the DMZ in January. I’m not as spiteful as he is, so I won’t include the pics of him getting raped with axe handles by starving NK border guards.
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Googlus Interruptus
Props to the Big Ho. His evil plan has worked. I was two clicks away from climax before I found his turd in my cream pie. In all fairness, I can’t really complain now that my own evil plan has achieved an admirable ranking of its own. Now everbody repeat after me: Adam Yoshida is an English Teacher living in Japan. Adam Yoshida is Canadian. Adam Yoshida is a “pretty princess.” Also: Kevin Kim (aka Big Hominid) is the owner of the Anger Poultry House. Kevin Kim is a slobbering australopithecus with mad drawing skills. Most importantly, Kevin Kim loves Korean wrestling.
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Bathroom Musings
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Traitorous
Any person who can defend this despicable shit isn’t welcome here. There is a line that demarcates what is OK and what is not, and although its exact location can be perceived differently depending on who you are, it has clearly been crossed here. My love for my country is deeply ingrained, and I felt deeply insulted when I saw this photo of the war anniversary protests floating around the net. Just because you have freedom of speech doesn’t mean we must forgive the shit flowing out of your mouth.
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Condition Zero Review
In 3 words: Disappointing as hell. Description: CS 1.6 with bots. There were a few new maps and minor tweaking of some old maps. Whoopee. Worth 30 bones (at discount price)? HELL NO! But if you are a CS junkie, you will buy it anyway (like I needed to tell you that) Interesting note: If HL2 is this disappointing, I may smash my comp and only play sissy console games from now on.
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Vampire Killer
It is just past ten o’ clock and I am stewing in my own fumes. I ate a plate of spicy Thai pork for breakfast and it is now overly apparent that the secret ingredient was garlic. Normally I would have no complaint as the breath of death keeps perky morning office assistants at arm’s length until well past lunch, but today I have a meeting. With bigwigs from overseas. Overseas as in, “garlic novice” overseas. Heh. I have popped a lemon cough drop in my mouth and it now feels as if I could marinate a chicken in there to make some exotic chinese dish. Hooray for honey-lemon eucalyptus.…
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Condition Zero
The most important first-person shooter ever created was Half-Life. The most important mod ever created was Counter-Strike. The most anticipated game of last year AND this year, IMHO, is a three way split between Half-Life2, Counter-Strike: Condition Zero, and Doom 3. I now have 1/3 of the trifecta pre-loaded on my gaming comp and am waiting for it to be released. Steam rocks!
